May You Live In Interesting Times
For anyone who's interested, there is also a fairly complete list of Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim, & other religious holidays for 2006, here.
Happy Chinese New(dog)Year.
Happy 2006, Year of The Dog.Hey! That's the year I was also born in so how do we welcome this spiritual dog into our world?What does it all have to do with US humans some may ask but all I want to know is how can we make this spiritual dog feel at home?I have no clue but I like to think that I'm kind of religious so maybe if I was to look into scriptures of The Holy Bible I might be able to find an answer but which scripture to look into?How about "Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! By his great mercy he has given US a new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead... (1 Peter 1:3) Now what does that reveal to US, I mean Me? Well, It is truly by the grace of Christ's resurrection that the church lives, and in that "living hope we find our common calling as members of Christ's body throughout the world. Hey! Wait a cotton picking minute you! What does the church and Jesus Christ have to do with The year of the dog? Oh so now there's really no life or living hope in This Spiritual Dog that I carry and Jesus Christ doesn't care for this Spiritual body's well-being?I'm really confused, bewildered and even perplexed at this moment! What do you say we try a different scripture?Ok! How about this one? It's in the Gospel of John where Jesus tells his disciples: I still have many things to say to you but you cannot bear them now. When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all truth...He will take what is mine and declare it to you"(John 16:12-14). Surely we should be able to use this scripture to help celebrate the year of my spiritual dog? You can't tell me that every one knows what God is planning on doing for my spiritual dog and I've got a human body so what's the problem with giving this spiritual dog a little skin and equality in this twenty-first century? Just about every body is doing their thing so why not accept us also as equals?What do you mean, The Spirit of Truth says that The Immeasurable riches of Christ who is Our Human Truth does not accepts but only forgives "Sins of The Flesh!" through "Sincere Prayer?"Gee what is a person's spiritual dog to believe in nowadays cause we've been led to think that there was a prayer for us and we've been waiting for more than forty years seeking how God's holiness & faithfulness would be made manifest in human intimacy for US Spiritual dogs? Must we now continue to stay with those aliens we've met in Outer Space? You all don't realize how ugly some of them are cause they only show you the good looking ones!Let's not take this sitting down you guys, let's start some kind of Campaign and if we get enough signatures, things will start to go our way in this new world. If that doesn't work try flashing the almighty dollar around and see what happens?FORGET IT SINNER VIC!Gee BOSS, you and your Spiritual friends whom ever they might be are not much fun and to be honest Victor you never were. If I sound a little Up Set, well that’s cause I am who I am.Hey hold that spaceship for my dog you guys, cause he wants to go in the year 2050 too..(LOL!?)Happy dog years, I mean happy year of the dog.
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